
The Book: Ballad of the Whiskey Robber: A True Story of Bank Heists, Ice Hockey, Transylvanian Pelt Smuggling, Moonlighting Detectives, and Broken Hearts, by Julian Rubinstein
The Story: This is the story of Attila Ambrus a guy who snuck into Hungary in the 1990’s and kind of stumbled into a job as a professional ice hockey player. Because he was not great at hockey, he ended up just being the janitor at times and not having enough money to get by. He decided, on a whim, to take up another profession: robbing banks and post offices. At first he is just kinda running in, demanding money and hoping for the best. Eventually he gets pretty good and becomes kind of this icon of prosperity and people love him. Somewhere in there, he also manages to have some girlfriends and smuggle pelts from Transylvania. I’m not even kidding.
Did I mention that this is non-fiction?
What I Thought: The first hundred or so pages of this were really hard for me. It even made me get whiney because I really did want it to be good. I couldn’t really get a good feel for the characters and I was kind of bored with the plot.
Or maybe I was just in a cranky mood, because once this picked up for me, I fell totally in love. I got into Attila’s antics and even though he was robbing banks, I really really wanted him to keep doing well. I cracked up as he got totally hammered and went in to rob banks and I was rooting for him with these crazy women that he kept dating. That connection to Attila was, for me, the highlight of the book. I’m not sure if the author got to do a lot of interviews with Attila or what, but he really managed to capture a real person and it made this book so enjoyable.
I had to remind myself half a million times that this is a true story. I don’t want to give anything away, but some of the things that happen seriously made my jaw drop. The level of police corruption and incompetence that allowed Attila to continue his robbing as long as he could became hilarious at a point and was almost more unbelievable than the stunts that Attila was pulling.
Conclusion: A fun non-fiction book that reads more like a novel. Kind of a “man book” in how it is written, but really does keep your attention. A fun read that you can pass off to your husband knowing that he’ll like it too.













